lol look at this post

Thursday, February 09, 2006

oh my god i'm talking to rk on msn, he happens to tell me he is at the cricket. hence he has his laptop at the cricket.. is it possible we are taking this nerd thing all a bit too far?

well...don't i have egg on my face

facebook, modest mouse and culture

if anyone knows who i am and has wondered what has happened to my facebook profile, it's deactivated (most of the time). this is in attempt to get over the biggest, i'll be kind, loser i have ever met. thank you facebook, you are brutal to those in failed relationships (monumental fail at best). no matter how many friends you hide, facebook still finds a way to present you with a weekly reminder of the subject matter, whether it be a photograph of him, off his face, with 'one' of his girls, having a dandy time. or a little message indicating what he'll be doing at 5am on a sunday morning. all i can really do is hope the ugly stick beats the shit out of him soon, or karma comes along and says right it's your turn.

anyway on the subject of facebook deactivation. has anyone actually tried to do this? i'm not sure why i bother, despite (regrettably) not being available for event invitations, there is no fundamental difference between deactivating and logging out. the same amount of effort is required to reactivate as logging in. put in password. reactivate. but of course situations like these were probably well thought out by that pesky jerk face who created this modern social network marvel. mwa ha ha.

i listened to modest mouse today and had the thought if i were a band i'd be modest mouse. what an odd thought, particularly when i don't even think that. after more thought, i settled with modest mouse i really like you, no REALLY, top 10, probably top 5.

and to conclude on a positive, all round sense of accomplishment note: i have successfully achieved one of my two new years resolutions which was to learn to eat with chopsticks. culture is me.

all i have to do now is learn the thriller dance.

so everyone is spamming up the facebook newsfeed with the albums that they've heard that will always stick with them. well yaaaaaaawn to that.

i dont understand the new lockout laws that they are introducing in VIC and NSW and ultimately here too. I hate these stupid laws that they are starting to create where they ban some perfectly normal behaviour to stop some other form of bad behaviour. Banning the mexican wave to stop people thowing cups. seriously. firstly how the fuck are you gunna stop a mexican wave secondly what will you be fined with? standing when the person next to you stood and sitting down when they sat. um so lockout laws what are we doing? my understanding is this is developed to create 2 options for people after 2 am ie stay in the pub or go home and this is a law they come up with to supposedly counteract 1. binge drinking? uh hello?? As for druken disorderly behavoiur on the street...if you dont let the drunk man back into the pub, pretty sure the drunk man will be angry.

what do you do about psychopaths and those that bow to their needs

you join em and eventaully you're so fed up you dont even care who reads this shit

ha ha im in new york and you're not
yep its pretty good here

i really hate looking for birthday cards...i cant choose and they're generally not funny.
in 2 days time my boyfriend is gunna be a year older and so i went on my way to find him a birthday card. This took approximately 50 minutes

i couldnt beleive it, i found one that made me laugh alot, it went

you have a great bum....(open card)
OH MY GOD THAT'S YOUR FACE!!!
I thought it was your bum
happy birthday

course it wasn't appropriate cos i'd never go out with a guy who looks like a bum.

so i eventually selected a card..then i went to the shopping mall and put $2 in the $1 hole in the trolley which means i couldn't remove the $2 piece, i couldn't get the trolley out cos a $2 in the $1 hole wont unlock the latch, and all the other trolleys were stuck behind the trolley that couldn't be removed. blonde story number 1.

blonde story number 2- before i stuck the $2 in the $1 trolley hole, i put the card that i bought at the newsagent in that trolley...and after the $2 in the $1 hole debacle i forgot about the card and left it in the trolley. I did my shopping and was almost home when i realised i didnt have the card anymore, so i drove back to the shops to find the trolley with the card in it but was unable to, while i was doing that i saw andy YUCK! anyway so now i was completely grossed out and cardless so i went back to the news agent to re-buy the same card. and guess what. i had bought the last card the first time, so i had to pick out a god damn new one. and when i went to the counter, the lady said to me "back again?" grrrrrr